chipotle as slop

i’ve been having a bunch of chipotle recently.

whenever i eat it, i think about how chipotle is now newly referred to as “slop bowls”.
and to be honest, i like my slop bowl. meat and rice is a staple meal for filipino americans.

however, what i’ve concluded is that something in my order of chipotle
is absolutely wrecking my shits afterwards. which, you know, gross, but it’s my blog.

the thing that perplexes me even more is nothing in my order is spicy.
i don’t order tomatillo red anymore, that shit just burns both on the way in
and on the way out. and yet, here i exist shitting every 30 or so minutes
and just having it burn. man, the steak is so good but this just sucks.

i should just learn how to make imitation chipotle steak at home.

thanks for reading today’s post.
the things we do for love…